Green Since 1962 — Chicago River St. Patrick's Tee
Green Since 1962 — Chicago River St. Patrick's Tee
Size Guide & Fit
Size Guide & Fit
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (from center back) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25 | 26.62 | 16.25 |
| M | 20.25 | 28.00 | 17.75 |
| L | 22.00 | 29.37 | 19.00 |
| XL | 24.00 | 30.75 | 20.50 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 31.62 | 21.75 |
| 3XL | 27.75 | 32.50 | 23.25 |
| 4XL | 29.75 | 33.50 | 24.63 |
*Measurements are provided by suppliers and physical garments may vary up to +/- 1.5 inches. For a perfect fit, we recommend measuring your favorite t-shirt flat at home and matching it to the width above!
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- Printed & Shipped in the USA
- No-Drama Returns
- Built on Memories
Story & Product Details
Story & Product Details
📍 Every Place Has a Story
Every March, Chicago dumps a secret orange powder into the Chicago River and watches it bloom into a glowing, deeply unnatural green for the day. It has been doing this since 1962, entirely on purpose, and considers it completely normal. Green since '62 — the only river in America with a hangover.
👕 Product Details
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable feel
- Garment-dyed for vintage softness and subtle color variations
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for structure and comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for lasting durability
- Sizes S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
⛰️ Custom Made: Every single item is printed specifically for you the moment you order. It’s fresher than mountain air, but takes a little extra time to hike to your door.
- Production: 1–2 business days to get your design dialed in and printed.
- Transit: 3–6 business days once it hits the trail (leaves the facility).
- Total Delivery: Most neighbors see their package within 5 to 10 business days.
🔄 No-Drama Returns: We’re a small team, not a faceless corporate algorithm. If your item arrives damaged or defective, we will issue a full refund—no questions asked.
- 30-Day Window: You have 30 days from the date of purchase to give us a shout.
- Condition: Item must be unused and in its original, straight-out-of-the-box condition.
- Human Support: Email support@sierralabel.com to talk to a real person in Virginia.
🤝 We're all just trying to enjoy the trail without unnecessary drama. We promise to always keep our solutions fair, reasonable, and human. Now, let's get back outside.
Wear It. Wash It. Don't Ruin It.
Wear It. Wash It. Don't Ruin It.
Look, we know you want to wear this memory forever, but fabrics have feelings too. To keep your graphics looking crisp and avoid transforming your premium tee into a crop top, follow these ground rules:
⚠️ Local Warning: Neglecting these steps may cause your favorite local jokes to fade faster than your patience in gridlock traffic.
The Anatomy of Your Tee
Ridiculously Comfortable
Built for the scenic overlook and the bumper-to-bumper crawl home. A relaxed fit that holds its shape all day — and specific enough that the right person will stop you to say "wait, you get it too?"
Real People on the Other End
Wrong order, missing package, or a quick size swap? No chatbots, no week-long template emails. We run this ourselves and treat customers how we'd want to be treated. Simple as that.